2. Write more than you think you do.
3. When in doubt, push “save as draft.”
4. When in doubt, overdress.
5. It takes just as long to put on jeans as it does a dress.
6. It takes less time to go commando than it does to wear Spanx.
7. If you eat too much, you will gain weight.
8. If you eat too little, you will not lose weight.
9. If you just eat when you are hungry and stop when you are full, you will be fine.
10. And, for godsakes, take a bite if it’s awesomely delicious.