2. Take the bus; it won’t give you hepatitis any faster than a pedicure bath will.

3. Don’t get acrylic nails, they look stupid.

4. You can carry your own purse.

5. Remember your waiter’s name.

6. Don’t forget the names of wines you like.

7. You should only be watching games while drinking, never playing them.

8. Wearing makeup to the gym is tacky.

9. Getting fitted, stylish workout clothes is a good investment.

10. Sweat once a day.