2. You should read Vanity Fair.

3. Laugh often with others.

4. Laugh more often at yourself.

5. It’s okay to laugh at dirty jokes.

6. It’s okay to swear — on occasion.

7. Marrying for money should make you sick.

8. Stop dating when you find love, but never stop dating yourself.

9. Expect the unexpected.

10. Zig when people expect you to zag.